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You Can Date Boys When You’re Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics

02/24/14 | By Elizabeth

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Heeeeee’s back! I don’t know about you, but I used to love reading Dave Barry’s weekly column in my local paper, back in the day when we got the paper. I discovered his books, collections of his columns, and avidly read those too. But in recent years, we’ve drifted apart. I don’t know if he hasn’t been writing as much or if it’s the lack of a paper in my life, but although every New Year’s I google his “Year in Review,” other than that I haven’t read much new stuff in about 10 years.

So I was thrilled to see he’s back, nattering on about parenting and other topics he knows very little about, in as fine a form as ever.

This new collection is great. He takes his 13-year-old daughter to a Justin Bieber concert, he reads 50 Shades of Grey in order to find out what women really want, Mr. Language Person returns to explain grammar to us, Dave, his wife Michelle, and their daughter Sophia tour Israel, and so much more.

Dave’s gift is always to be a kind of clueless Everyman who ends each story with something unexpected. He explains that “It turns out that the noise teenage girls make to express rapturous happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers.” (p 12) His take on 50 Shades of Grey (which, for the record, I have not read) is hysterical while confirming in my mind yet again the many reasons I don’t want to read it. “This is the kind of book where, instead of saying things, characters muse them, and they are somehow able to muse them matter-of-factly.” (p56)

Dave is 65 now (I know!) and contemplating his own mortality, mostly thanks to the mail he gets, and the commercials for Viagra that insist on coming on during family appropriate television. (Aside: I have been amazed at this myself) He makes a comparison chart  for prescription drugs whose names sound like characters in The Lord of the Rings (p.86).

The title of You Can Date Boys When You’re Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About comes by way of explanation: Sophie is not allowed to date boys til she’s 40. “This is the only rule I’ve laid down for her and I think it’s reasonable, based on the known scientific fact that boys–even intelligent, thoughtful, loving, sensitive and caring boys–are scum.” (p 87) And he plans to monitor her closely even after she commences dating–even if he’s dead. As he explains in the introduction, this book covers a variety of topics, but the publishers rejected many of Barry’s title suggestions such as Dave Barry: A Dave Barry Book, by Dave Barry or Dave Barry: You Probably Thought He Was Dead.

You Can Date Boys When You’re Forty explains how to be manly in various situations, how to become a best-selling author, and how to walk backwards off a cliff without sending anything unfortunate down onto the heads of those below. It explains how to avoid run-on sentences, which Barry shows are sentences that continue beyond where they should have stopped. While it may sound like a practical book, its best use is to provide hours of enjoyment to the whole family. Because I don’t know about your husband, but mine loves it when I snort, quietly to myself and in a lady-like fashion of course, and then insist on sharing with him a snippet of what I’m reading. But I can tell you that right now, next to me on the couch, my daughter is discovering Dave Barry for the first time and is snorting with laughter herself. And sharing snippets with me.

Hours of fun, this latest book shows that age hasn’t slowed Dave Barry down a bit! It’s a delightful read, highly recommended.

Win it

Best of all, one of you can win a free copy for yourself. Follow the instruction in the widget to enter. Start off by leaving a comment telling me how old you were when you had your first date.

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Elizabeth is a voracious reader with eclectic tastes who loves being part of the team at 5 Minutes for Books. She's lived in 7 countries and is currently in Oregon, where she spends most of her time with Iraqi refugees. She has 3 teens.

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  3. Sand says

    March 8, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    I was seventeen.

  4. Wes Hovorka says

    March 8, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    I was about 15 years old.

  5. Nick H. says

    March 8, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    I was 14 when I had my first date!

  6. Jane H says

    March 8, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    I was 16 and he was 17. We went to the school dance together.

  7. Carl White says

    March 8, 2014 at 11:52 am


    43, no, but too old to remember. Does getting fondled by your teacher count?

  8. Misha Estrada says

    March 8, 2014 at 10:21 am

    I was 14, and it was a double date.

  9. Renae C. says

    March 8, 2014 at 8:39 am

    I was 19 when I had my first date. It was awkward and weird. I am actually very happy that I waited as long as I did.

  10. emily l says

    March 8, 2014 at 12:26 am

    I was 12. 🙂 And it was Titanic.

  11. Brenda Elsner says

    March 8, 2014 at 12:01 am

    I was 16 when I went on my first date.

  12. susan smoaks says

    March 7, 2014 at 8:36 pm

    18 years old on my first date. i was a late bloomer. i am tony l smoaks on rafflecopter.

  13. Angela W says

    March 7, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    I was 16 years old

  14. lori Walker says

    March 7, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    16, that was how old i was on my first date.

  15. Charlene says

    March 7, 2014 at 6:42 pm

    I had my first date when I was 13 years old 🙂

  16. Brenda Robinson says

    March 7, 2014 at 8:13 am

    I was 18 years old

  17. Karen Drake says

    March 7, 2014 at 6:38 am

    I was nineteen when I had my first date.

  18. Belinda Shaw says

    March 7, 2014 at 5:16 am

    I was age 16 on my first date.

  19. Heather B says

    March 7, 2014 at 12:53 am

    I was 15 I believe, maybe 14

  20. katie k says

    March 6, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    18 or 19 – late bloomer! 🙂

  21. Daniel M says

    March 6, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    don’t remember 15 or 16

  22. Kati says

    March 6, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    16 I believe! Looking back I probably wasn’t ready, but “everybody else was doing it”

  23. Danielle hall says

    March 6, 2014 at 11:51 am

    ummm 17 i believe

  24. Cynthia C says

    March 6, 2014 at 9:04 am

    I was sixteen when I had my first date.

  25. amy f says

    March 5, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    I was 15 or 16

  26. Thomas Murphy says

    March 5, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    I was 16 when I went on my first date.

  27. lisa says

    March 5, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    I was eighteen 🙂

  28. Amanda Sakovitz says

    March 5, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    I was 14 when I went on my first date.

  29. Karen T says

    March 5, 2014 at 6:24 am

    I don’t want to read Fifty Shades of Grey either.

  30. Michelle C says

    March 5, 2014 at 3:13 am

    I was around 15 for my first date but my daughter will be 21.

  31. Claudia says

    March 4, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    I was 16 when I went on my first date,Thank you!

  32. Mihaela Day says

    March 4, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    I went on my first date when I was 12 years old 🙂

  33. Shelton says

    March 4, 2014 at 11:36 am

    The first real date- I was 16. It was the best of times and the worst of times.

  34. ron frampton says

    March 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    I was 14 when went on first date

  35. Kristie says

    March 3, 2014 at 8:49 am

    I must have been 17…I went to prom 🙂

  36. DarcieN says

    March 3, 2014 at 3:53 am

    Without my parents knowing, 15. With my parents knowing, 16.

  37. Xty Cruz says

    March 2, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    I think I was 15.

  38. Ann F says

    March 2, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    I think I was 16 when I went on my first date

  39. Shannon Baas says

    March 2, 2014 at 8:23 pm

    I was around 16

  40. Sara S says

    March 2, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    I think I was 15 or 16….

  41. Susan Smith says

    March 2, 2014 at 4:34 pm

    I was 16 when I had my first date

  42. vickie couturier says

    February 28, 2014 at 11:35 am

    I was 15 an it was a double date,wasnt allowed to single date until I was16

  43. Dorothy says

    February 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    I was 16 when I had my first date

  44. JEN says

    February 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    I had my first date when I was 17, but with our daughters, 40 sounds about right.

  45. Terra Heck says

    February 26, 2014 at 4:02 pm

    I was 13 when I went on my first date. I watched Turner and Hooch at a movie theater with a boy. Thanks.

  46. Debbie says

    February 26, 2014 at 11:14 am

    I was 15 when I first started dating…I was also a senior in high school at the time (skipped grades) and I felt like I was way behind everyone else!

  47. K. Finn says

    February 26, 2014 at 6:38 am

    I think I was about 16-17.

  48. Linda Meyers-Gabbard says

    February 26, 2014 at 6:32 am

    I wasn’t allowed to date until I turned 16. I was asked out for the first time at 15. Two weeks shy of my 16th birthday. I had to turn him down. I was told no.

    The next time I was asked out I was 17. We went rollar skating.

  49. Pamela j says

    February 26, 2014 at 3:58 am

    I was about 15 on my first date and it really wasn’t a real date. I went with a friend and her cousin so she could date her boyfriend.

  50. Judith says

    February 25, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    i love his book: dave barry does japan. my first date : 19. and it took me til 39 to get married.

  51. danielle says

    February 25, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    I was 16 when I had my first date

  52. The Gang's Momma says

    February 25, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    I was a senior in high school I believe. On a date with my boyfriend to Friendlys for Fribbles and fries 🙂

  53. GreenEyedDaisy says

    February 25, 2014 at 11:19 am

    I was about 12. Someone drove us to the movies.

  54. Rhonda says

    February 25, 2014 at 10:25 am

    Sweet sixteen&it
    was sweet.

  55. Lynette says

    February 25, 2014 at 10:25 am

    hmm, maybe 18?

    Would love a copy of Dave’s book!

  56. James in NC says

    February 25, 2014 at 10:22 am

    Believe it or not, I was 35. Married her when I was 36. I’m now 65 and we are still in love.

  57. Annette W {This Simple Home} says

    February 25, 2014 at 10:13 am

    I think I was fourteen. Maybe.

    EEEEK!

  58. Chatmal says

    February 25, 2014 at 9:11 am

    I’m a big Dave Barry Fan! I even saw his band play loudly once!
    I was about 15 when I first dated, but I’m not even sure we were totally alone then!

  59. Patricia says

    February 25, 2014 at 8:40 am

    I was sixteen.

  60. Susan Kelly says

    February 25, 2014 at 7:09 am

    I was 17 when I had my first date.

  61. Head_Smashed_In says

    February 25, 2014 at 3:15 am

    *snork* at “…and other topics he knows very little about.”

  62. Susan P. says

    February 25, 2014 at 12:29 am

    I was 14 when I went on my first date.

  63. Sue Eckhardt says

    February 24, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Dave does a LOT of stuff throughout the year. I post whatever I can find out about on a Facebook page that I manage. Here’s the link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/145749861758/

  64. Christine L. says

    February 24, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    I was 18 before I went on my first date. Late bloomer!

  65. Theresa Ramus says

    February 24, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    I went on my first date when I was 12 years old.

  66. Nicole Robinson says

    February 24, 2014 at 11:19 am

    I was probably pretty old before my first date. I remember a lot of group dates with my parents and cousins in tow. So romantic, right?

  67. Bin says

    February 24, 2014 at 8:46 am

    I love Dave Barry! Would love a copy of this. Thanks!!

  68. Mark says

    February 24, 2014 at 2:34 am

    I was 17 when I had my first date.

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