We’ve all been there. Calling our mums to ask, “How do you get out grass stains?” Or googling “how to get rid of horrid streaky marks all over stainless steel appliances.” The fact of the matter is that most of us aren’t walking around with all that knowledge in our heads, although I am much more of an expert now than I was in my 20s. I’ve glanced at books by people like Heloise or Martha Stewart but haven’t been very inspired.
Jolie Kerr’s new book My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag
offers a great resource to anyone in any stage of life. She teaches the basics, everything from bathroom to linens to refrigerator insides to, yes, those pesky stainless steel appliances. (Seriously, why is it so hard? I only have a dishwasher, but it is perpetually streaky) Her style is humourous and conversational, and she clearly explains not just the how but the why. She goes into great detail, recommends products (spoiler: her favs are ammonia and white vinegar), and clearly spells out step-by-step processes.
For me, though, the best parts were the things that you just would never in a million years ask your mother, unless your mother is far younger and hipper than mine (which is possible. Actually it’s probable. Still, some things just might be embarrassing). Everything is addressed, from how to clean aids to intimacy to how to remove certain unmentionable stains on sheets, from pee stains on popcorn walls to bong water in the carpet to explosions amongst the bottles storing home-made beer which result in sticky shards of glass all over the kitchen.
The stories are hilarious in a schadenfreude kind of way, from the drunk groom spilling red wine down his bride’s gown just before the much-photographed first dance to the boyfriend who actually did barf all over and into an expensive leather handbag. Jolie Kerr either knows how to clean it or she’s willing to do the sometimes unsavory research needed to find out. And her advice is given with humor and a lack of judgment that your mother, honestly, might not share. (Because seriously. Don’t get drunk at your wedding before the first dance and spill red wine all over your bride’s gown. That’s not cool. And I’m not even the bride’s mother.)
My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can’t Ask Martha has many uses. It’s a lovely gift to a young person just starting out on his or her own (I firmly believe, all evidence to the contrary, that men can clean), especially as she goes into basics such as how to mop or how to sort laundry. It’s also a great resource for your own library. I ended up reading the entire book start to finish, although since it’s a reference-type of cleaning book I imagine most people will just look up specific answers they need. I learned things, I laughed and groaned, and I was inspired to try white vinegar on the stainless-steel dishwasher.
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If you’d like to enter to win, follow the instructions below. I’d love to learn your most pressing cleaning question, but you might rightly sense that I probably wouldn’t know the answer.
Mine is how to deal with deep stains in carpet without discoloring the carpet itself.
Light grout throughout the house. How often do I have to deal with it? It’s ridiculous!
perspiration or sweat stains are a problem when it is hot and humid outside.
how to get grass stains off pants
Well first use washing up liquid if that doesn’t work just buy a new pair
How to get Georgia red mud out of clothes is my most pressing inquiry.
I’d love to know how to get black tea stains out of carpet! Thanks.
I have three one year old grandkids. My problem is the stains on my furniture.
How to get stains out of a toilet bowl
How to keep lime and rust off my shower walls.
What is the most effective way of eliminating cat urine.
I have bad stains in oven..don’t know how in the world to get that out. thanks and grease stains are bad too 🙂
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How to get oil stains out of clothes when they’ve set in.
ink out of carpe
My question would be how to get the grungy soap scum out of the tub without having to scrub until my hands cramp up
I have a 5 year old that I thought would be less messy as she gets older and she’s worse…with markers and crayons
How do you get ink out of a shirt
How to get cat urine odor out!
My most pressing cleaning question right now is how to get permanent marker off a leather purse
My most pressing is getting the water in the tub to go down smoothly and quickly. Liquid plumber and human plumbers aren’t helping much.
keeping carpets clean, they used to be all one color now they’re variegated
How to remove grease stains from wallpaper.
Red wine on white carpet and cat urine on wood.
How to make my sons room smell better. Boys just stink.
How to get a pee smell out of mattresses.
What’s the best way to prevent pet odors and stains?
Stains and gunk associated with hard water.
my son learning to stand up when he pee – pee everywhere – so yucky
How do you prevent that pink gunk from forming in the bathtub near the grout? Ew.
How can I remove stubborn super old carpet stains?
I can ask my mom about a lot of things but there are definitely some things I would NEVER ask her … sounds like this book would be a great resource!
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How to get the smell of boiled eggs out of the fridge after the lid was left off the container. The baking soda–which is the extent of my knowledge– is not working *sigh*
How do you get baby poop out of an expensive carpet? How?
How to get urine smell out of a sofa and carpets.
how to keep cat litter from getting tracked all over the house
How can I keep my son’s room smelling clean? I clean it, but it just doesn’t smell right!
Cleaning the floor with natural stuff but that really cleans that when you walk on it your feet and sock do not get dirty! would love to use something besides clorox for that!
How to keep my hardwood floors clean and make them shine?
How do I get food stains out of carpets?
How do I keep a boys’ bathroom from smelling funky all the time? Even when it’s clean! I really need this book…
How to keep carpets pristine and clean.
My most pressing cleaning questions is how cleaning carpet from the smell of baby pee and poop.
Sounds like a book I need! And seriously, how do you clean stainless steel? And why is it so hard??? 🙁
Keeping my cream colored carpets clean.
My most pressing cleaning question right now is how to get permanent marker out of clothing. I am not happy with my middle daughter right now – she came home from school with permanent marker on a new white shirt. Ugh!
I have a one year old an I am finding out how messing kids really are!
cleaning up poop when the dog has a accident or vomits,,nasty